yes. yes i am. AND IM PROUD.
REBLOG BUTTON~!! Cuz yeah, I’m DANG PROUD
(Source: your-logic-is-useless)
Arkansas: We got walmart…?
Connecticut: Great schools, because there’s nothing else to do…
Florida: The more North you go, the more south it gets
Massachusetts: Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around
New Mexico: Like regular Mexico but with more UFO’s.
N. Dakota: Somehow we’re worse than South Dakota…
S. Dakota:…at least we’re not North Dakota…
Virginia: From center of American Civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat
And my personal favorite:
Wisconsin: It’s too cold to be sober. (And I’ll be damned if it’s not true…)
